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officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

(via typical-boyband)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via laugh-addict)

lookatallthesleepidonthave:

I feel not enough people acknowledge John Mulaney

(via weird-is-good)